Discretely get rid of Waterpologuy (I keep on making out with him at parties)
Go on a second brilliant but platonic date with African Prince
See if I can sleep with Beautiful Boy again, because I need good sex
Make Prince Charming kiss me at the ball on Saturday (Take it slooow)
I also just bought a fur coat. I am sure rocking up outside his door wearing only that and diamonds will help
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